About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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