Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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