I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
The air taste purple.
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