dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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