A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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