I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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