nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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