Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
whose parrot is this?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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