Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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