Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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