is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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