also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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