these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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