I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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