If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i believe in u and ur pee
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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