Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
...so i touched it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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