have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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