I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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