i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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