I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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