Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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