Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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