Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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