No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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