just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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