This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i think i have two assholes
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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