Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So many bounce houses so little time
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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