Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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