How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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