at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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