I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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