You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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