Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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