quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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