i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
