oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Come see our sink grown plant.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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