Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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