So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I know her cup size but not her name....
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