K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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