I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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