I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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