Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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