we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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