how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I smell like Dick and happiness
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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