week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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