As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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