jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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