I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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