so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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