the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Randomize
